It's Humour Thursday.....so here's my little bit of humour for this week....if you have some humour you would like to share....let me know and I will make a list of all who want to participate.....Happy Humour Thursday to you all!!!
Redneck Overalls
"You know you're a redneck when"
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
5. You think "The Nutcracker" is a vice on the work bench.6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
17. You have a rag for a gas cap.
18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
19. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
20. You can spit without opening your mouth.
21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
27. A tornado hits your neighbourhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.
28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.
16 comments:
Good Post, Mary Ann! Just what I needed to see at 3 a.m. too. (Finally just got the little guy to crash and burn -and now, I can do the same!
The 'redneck' jokes almost made me spit coffee on my monitor. So many of these seem so real. I've seen things like this while visiting my daughter who moved to the back hills of Kentucky! Thanks for starting my day off with a good laugh........including tears running down my cheeks!
Hugs my friend!
Mornin'! Belly laughs are a great way to start the day - thanks for that.
Just one thing. #11?
I am that wife.
My dad can keep himself entertained by a fly swatter for a long time. Better keep your hands away from him though...you might end up getting swatted (accidentally!).
There was a commercial on tv a year or two back for a breakfast cereal in which the employee would sit at his desk crunching away and his boss would be standing there telling him that they were letting him go...and the whole time the employee would be nodding away, not hearing a word his boss was saying. That first comic reminded me of that commercial.
Silver...I know that commercial...it makes me laugh and yes you are right the first joke does remind of that commercial...hope you have a great day!
this stuff is great!!
I needed a good laugh, thanks!
I called a friend at work and read her the entire list.
Love the jokes - I had a good chuckle!
Ahahahaha these crack me up
LOL! Love those "overalls".
Those are all hilarious. I particularly like "you can't stay young forever but you can be immature for the rest of your life". Thanks for the laughs.
The picture of the overalls are hilarious and I almost peed myself from laughing so hard over the red neck jokes!
Aaaagh. I followed the link on a comment from my blog (thanks, btw!), and was greeted with the redneck overalls picture.
That's horrid :) Funny, but horrid :)
Redneck jokes are cool, I'm part redneck.
This is hilarious, but #28 made me go "eeewwww" - YUCK! You made my day, Mary Ann. :D
LOL!!! Too funny! Those overalls are absolutely leaving me speechless.
Thanks for the chuckles!
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