The Redneck MansionFishing Humour
After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license.The fisherman turns to the warden, "I did not catch these lobsters, they are my pets. Everyday I come down to the water and whistle and these lobster jump out and I take them for a walk only to return them at the end of the day," he says.The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license.The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If you don't 
believe me then watch," as he throws the lobsters back into the water.The warden says, "Now whistle to your lobsters and show me that they will come out of the water."The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "What lobsters?
Gives Window service a whole new meaning now doesn't it
Never under estimate a woman and her scooter!
Smiling is contagious, it's the one thing you won't mind catching!
19 comments:
I love it!! I always love a good laugh, and I got one tonight reading your blog! Thanks! Hope all is well!!
Thanks for giving me a smile at the end of my busy day with Noah!
I love the Redneck Mansion...
Makes me want to dawn some fluffy slippers, a near beer and carry a long cigarette ... at 7am...
Catherine, the redhead
Good ones, MA - I especially loved the Redneck Mansion though. I think some around here may have adopted that type of housing already.
Love the woman and scooter - made my day :D
LMAO @ the mousepad joke!
The lobster joke is hilarious!
love them all but woman and her scooter is a classic!
thanks for the laughs
Ahahahahaha - these are GREAT! Thanks for making me laugh today!
LOL at mouse pads!!!
I found this and wanted to share it with you.
Thanks for the smiles.
Loved the "mansion"! Too funny!
Loved them all but especially the mansion! LOL
Those are hysterical!!!! I love Thursday now because I know I will always laugh my butt off when I come to your site! :o)
Well I am really glad I did my bit to put a smile you someone's face....cheers all!
thanks for bringing smiles to our faces!
lol! those were great!
Too funny...especially the "mouse pads" one. It reminds me of my first driving experience after I got my license. I was 16 years old and had just passed my road test. With new license in hand, I begged my mother for the keys to the car, volunteering to run any errand she wanted.
Big mistake.
She tossed me the keys to the car, a ten dollar bill, and said "your sister needs a box of tampons..."
She sat there smiling at me, waiting to see what I would do. My father was sitting in the chair beside her, also smiling - also waiting to see what I would do.
Scowling, I grabbed the car keys and the money, drove the 1/2 mile to the closest store, grabbed a box of tampons (dared anyone to say anything to me as I stood in line to pay for them) then me and my box of tampons took a leisurely 60 mile ride around the local lake - windows down, radio turned up, grinning like a fool.
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