Thursday, October 18, 2007

Halloween Humor......



I just couldn't resist posting this....my brother in law has been sending me some funny cartoons and poster stuff as of late....but this being Halloween season I just had to post what he sent me yesterday.....I hope you get a giggle out of it, it certainly made me smile .....

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have a kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.



6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," And you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Tric k or ."
And can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.



3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.



2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating...
1. You keep having to go home to pee.

8 comments:

Carole Burant said...

ROFL yup that just about sums it up for us "Seniors" hehe! Thanks so much for sharing this, that is too funny!! xox

Anonymous said...

what absolutely beautiful pictures on your site! Loved looking at them. Have a great weekend :-)

Akelamalu said...

LOL I think I'm too old! :)

Baba said...

What great Halloween Humor.... I am the old lady who has to run home and pee if I don't wear my depends..LOL
Have a good day. Baba

Latharia said...

LOL!

Anonymous said...

LOL!!!

Martie said...

Love this! Way too funny and way too TRUE!!!!

Hugs!

Misty DawnS said...

LMAO - that is hilarious! But, but, but... I would have to go back to pee every few minutes, and I'm only 32!!!