Subject: Mirror mirror on the wall
>>>> *Mirror Mirror*
>>>> *Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch
>>>> together.
>>>> Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in
>>>> the world, but how can I be sure?'
>>>> Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them
>>>> all, but sometimes I wonder.'
>>>> Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but
>>>> I've never had it confirmed.'
>>>> They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs
>>>> were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the
>>>> wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest,
>>>> Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest.
>>>> They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.
>>>> The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true.
>>>> The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'
>>>> Brad Pitt perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that I'm the sexiest man alive.'
>>>> But Angelina Jolie lifted her sad, gorgeous face and said...
>>>> ...
>>>> "Who the hell is Smalltown RN ????? Bah Ha!! Ha!!
11 comments:
Ma-REE
HilARious!!!
Good one, Mary Ann! I'll definitely have to remember that one.
Thanks again too for your comments on my post about my Great Aunt Elin earlier today. Knowing someone who has the knack of coordinating so much in the kitchen along with making everyone in their presence feel comfortable and special is truly a great and wondrous gift to have. Each time I bake that Swedish Rye bread, it reminds me of my aunt, her daughter, granddaughter and my own grandmother too.
*huge laugh* I didn't expect THAT ending!!!
Hi Mary Anne, thanks for your visit to my place today...hope all is going well for you..the ending here was a surprise!!! Hugs, Baba
LOL what a wise mirror! :)
funny!
Oh yea....you go girl!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the smile!
Oh so caught me! LOL!!!! Love it, love it, love it!!!!
(And I agree 100%.)
Bwahahaha!!! LOVE IT!!!
LOL!
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