Some days you get sent emails that are so worthy of sharing....today I was the recipient of not one but two such emails which I would like to share with you.......HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE
1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it "Housework."
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete "Housework" permanently?
6. Calmly answer, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly......
7. Feel better?
If only it was that easy!
Then there is this one.....if you are feeling old....just wait till you read this one.....
Growing old ~
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking "Surely I can't look that old" Well....you will love this one!
I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS Diploma, which bore full name , suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome dark haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40 odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deep line face was way too old to have been my classmate. Hmmmm....or could he???
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High school. "Yes. Yes, I did. I had a mustang" he gleamed with pride.
"When did you graduate?" I asked. He answered, " in 1965, why do you ask?" "you were in my class!" I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then the ugly, old, wrinkled son-of -a- bitch asked, " what did you teach?"
11 comments:
This was a HOOT!!!
Gave me a good chuckle!!
loved it! made my day!
I'm still laughing!!! I loved these and you have made my day.
I have been trying to figure out why I haven't heard from you and why your posts have not showed up on my bloglines. I think I may have the incorrect address or something. Will look into it STAT.
Hope you are doing well, dear friend. Let me hear from you soon.
P.S. Fixed my bloglines. No wonder I never know when you post. I had your old address.
Those were both very funny but I especially liked the second one as sometimes it's so easy to forget just how old I really am!
Where does the time go?
I loved them. I'm always up for a good joke.
i liked your high school story, i must admit that i went to my 50th in 2005, it was a hoot, i was the youngest one there.
Both are funny, although the second seems a little less funny I wonder why? I think my version is funnier.
Growing old ~
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking "Surely I can't look that old" Well....you will love this one!
I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed her DDS Diploma, which bore full name , suddenly, I remembered a tall, shapely, dark haired girl with the same name had been in my high school class some 40 odd years ago.
Could she be the same gal that I had a secret crush on, back then? Upon seeing her, however, I quickly discarded such thought. This slightly over weight, gray-haired gal with the deep line face was way too old to have been my classmate. Hmmmm....or could she???
After she examined my teeth, I asked her if she had attended Morgan Park High school. "Yes. Yes, I did. I was a cheerleader" she gleamed with pride.
"When did you graduate?" I asked. She answered, " in 1965, why do you ask?" "you were in my class!" I exclaimed.
She looked at me closely.
Then the ugly, old, wrinkled bitch asked, " what did you teach?"
Definitely feeling what you're saying here...
My other half keeps telling me I should let go of the wrinkle cream... I have too many already and don't need more! (Men are so witty, aren't they?)
Loved the jokes! And boy, would it ever be nice to be able to get rid of housework that easily!
And, with my 45th class reunion coming up in less than 2 months now - ouch - really could use a great fast, efficient crash diet! And that's just for openers.
LOL! Going to make that new file right now :)
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