Humour Thursday.......

I use to do a post called "Humour Thursday" I haven't done that in awhile......So I think I will do that today

If any of you have done online dating I am sure you can relate to the above cartoon....just to funny...

Yup and somedays....don't you just feel like this.....

Have a great day all!

Humour Thursday.....

The Redneck Mansion

Fishing Humour

After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license.The fisherman turns to the warden, "I did not catch these lobsters, they are my pets. Everyday I come down to the water and whistle and these lobster jump out and I take them for a walk only to return them at the end of the day," he says.The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license.The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If you don't believe me then watch," as he throws the lobsters back into the water.The warden says, "Now whistle to your lobsters and show me that they will come out of the water."The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "What lobsters?

Gives Window service a whole new meaning now doesn't it

Never under estimate a woman and her scooter!

Smiling is contagious, it's the one thing you won't mind catching!

Humour Thursday.....

Yes folks it's that time of the week again, where I throw all caution to the wind and put humour out there for all to enjoy.......well at least I hope you enjoy them....You know what I find funny about this one.....I can't remember if I have posted it before on Humour Thursday or not......LOL!

Well there you have....I hope you all have a wonderful day...and that you put a smile on someone's face today.....cheers!

Humour Thursday

It's Humour Thursday.....so here's my little bit of humour for this week....if you have some humour you would like to share....let me know and I will make a list of all who want to participate.....Happy Humour Thursday to you all!!!

Redneck Overalls

"You know you're a redneck when"

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
5. You think "The Nutcracker" is a vice on the work bench.6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
17. You have a rag for a gas cap.
18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
19. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
20. You can spit without opening your mouth.
21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
27. A tornado hits your neighbourhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.
28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.