The monster

I want to know which hormone monster is going to rear it's ugly head in my house next month.

You know what I am talking about. That uninvited guest who stays at your place for what seems like an eternity.  That  7 or so days this monster takes over. You don't know it by it knows you intimately.  It enters your home and runs havoc with your life.  You know that monster is going to pay you a visit.  You try to prepare for it like you would prepare for an earthquake.  You've got all your supplies ready, the chocolate, the sodas, the sappy movies, the supplements and herbal teas.  Yes,  you know the drill, you've  been through it a number of times already.  You prepare the family(especially your husband) but even with all your preparation  this nasty crazed monster enter your life and you lose it.
 
When I think about it's visit, it kinda of reminds me of Jekyll and Hyde.  I just wonder did Hyde really know about Jekyll?  When the monster enters the home you know, you know it's there, you do your best to keep it at bay.  You give it a valiant effort, and yet even with all your preparation, you know it's going to take over.
 
Mayhem ensues, rage and tears flow you're thinking you should have shares in Kleenex. You try going to your quiet place, or going for walks, yoga but nothing...nothing stops this monster.

Then out of  nowhere the floods reside, the  sun comes out, calm returns the birds start to sing and you hear a course of Alleluia.....the quake is over, the monster has left.  For now.